iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

(via breathereprise)

Guys. Google is 13 today. A teenager. We’re screwed.

sodamnrelatable:

 

“What is the capital of Peru?”

“How the fuck should I know? Go figure it out yourself, lazy ass.”

Argument I heard on the bus Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.

potential-and-difference:

prop-215:

dazegetbrighter:

what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?

How stoned are you right now?

Was that a fucking pun?

(via musiicmakesmesmiile)